Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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