Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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The beer is more important than you right now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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