508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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