No subtext here. People are naked.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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