Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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