I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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