she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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