Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize