My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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