Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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