is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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