is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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