She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This baby is an asshole
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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