Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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