tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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