Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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