we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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