it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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