made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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