You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just google imaged poop.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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