Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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