Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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