In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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