____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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