dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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