we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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