I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sponge bath it is.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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