oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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