Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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