this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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