i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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