guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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