Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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