how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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