So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
