my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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