xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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