I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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