all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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