We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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