Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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