Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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