I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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