he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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