Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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