I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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