I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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