none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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