At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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