i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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