yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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