Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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