I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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