I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
How's work?
Spinning.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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