Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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