I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Best friends brother. Beat that.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
