Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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